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COLUMBUS WHATSAPP JOKES AND FUN

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HAVE BEEN WORDENRING WHY JEANS HAVE TINY POCKET
Why Jeans Have That Tiny Pocket Just Above The Front One?....

I'm sure everyone has noticed that tiny, little pocket on right side of your jeans and wondered what it's doing there.
Especially considering the fact that it's inside a pocket which is functional and big enough.
What makes it more puzzling is that the pocket inside the pocket is not even hidden away. It's not a secret pocket; it's right there in plain sight.
So what is the point of that little pocket? Well many thinks it for carrying that small pendrive, which gets lost easily if placed inside a bag.
Broke men keep coins change inside it!
But did you know what it was originally meant for?
Well, you are not alone, I've also been wondering.

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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident..!
It was a bad collision, caused by the woman's reckless driving...
Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt..!
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says;
So, you're a handsome man.., That's interesting.. I'm a woman.._
Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt..._
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days...!_

The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!

The woman continued:
And look at this, here's another miracle..._
My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't break...!_
Surely, God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune together...._
Then she hands the bottle to the man seductively...
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman...
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man...
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

She replies,
Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence......_

ADAM ATE THE APPLE AGAIN..!!

Men will NEVER learn !
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Early morning husband woke up and asked his wife: Would you like to join me for jogging? 😊
Wife: "Ohh... So you want to mean am fat?" 😒
Hubby: "No. Jogging is good for health." 😯
Wife: "Oh.. that means I am sick." 😕
Hubby: "No No. If you don't want to get up, then it's OK."🤗
Wife: "So now you think I am lazy, right?" 🤒
Hubby: "NO. You are misunderstanding me. I didn't mean that" 😧
Wife: "Aha! So I don't understand you because I'm an illiterate, right?" 😷
Hubby: "Now look I didn't say that."😞
Wife: "So am I lying? "😶
Hubby: I beg you plz don't stretch it in the early morning."😣
Wife: "Oh, now so I am a quarrelsome nag, am I?😤
HUBBY: "OK OK.. You go off to sleep. I am going jogging alone.. Happy Now??"😵
Wife: "You always go alone everywhere and enjoy yourself."🤐
Hubby: "Plz Plz.. I am feeling giddy now.." 😖
Wife: "See? You are so selfish. Always think of yourself alone. You never think of my health."😔

Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong!!! 🙇🏻

Dedicated to All Married men.

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Did you know?
1. Luos don’t stagger when drunk, they just walk in Italics.
2. A luo doesn’t live in ‘Nyumba Ya Mabati,‘ they live in Aluminium Apartments.
3. Luos don’t shout,… They talk in Upper case.
4. Luos don’t lose, they postpone victory.
5. Luos don’t fail exams, they just differ with the examiner.
6. Luos don’t walk around with phones,they circumnavigate around with cellular gadgets.
7. Luos don’t smile, the vessels in their cheeks rotate in a circular manner.
8. Luos don’t pee, they engage their urethra in an action of depositing ammonia through titration yawa!
9. Luos don’t attend events, their arrival is the event.
10. Learned luos don’t shave their hair, they cut down their academic fibres.
11. Luos don’t eat ordinary bread, it must be sanctioned by Baba or Obama.
12. Luos don’t cheat on their women, they just love every female equally.
13. Luos don’t become broke, they are on financial off peak.
14. Luos never slap women, they caress them at an accelerating speed.
15. Luos don’t throw stones, they just distribute natural resources vertically.
16.Luo is a lifestyle YAWA
17.____________________

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