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COLUMBUS WHATSAPP JOKES AND FUN

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Christmas imefika na nina aina nyingi za  KUKU kama vile:
1.  KUKUwaza
2.  KUKUpenda.
3.  KUKUmiss
4.  KUKUona
5.  KUKUalika
6.  KUKUpigia
7.  KUKUjali
8.  KUKUngoja    9.KUKUsalimu.
10.KUKUtumia Sms
11.: KUKU hug
12.: KUKU date
13.: KUKU busu
14.  KUKUtakia msimu mwema wa x-mas,  Share on whatsapp
Ken & Ann were taking a romantic walk down the beach one cool night.
Ken grabs Ann's hands, draws her close to him, kisses her & says, "Baby! You know I
so much love you. There's no one here. It's just us.
Let's do WEEWEE SHU.

"Ann looks around & says,
"My love, I don't want to do WEEWEE SHU please.
Let's just hold hands & cuddle. "Ken agrees.

After a while, ken asks her again, "Oh baby! Please my love! Let's do WEEWEE SHU!
"Ann replies: "Baby', don't rush me.
I don't want to do it.
I just want to be wrapped in your arms.
"Ken calms down.

After a longer while, ken can't hold it any longer. He says,
"My swit heart, its not fair oh! Let's do WEEWEE SHU nah! Since LAST year oh!"
Ann reluctantly agrees! So ken immediately grabs her closer to him, hugs her tight,
brought out the guitar strapped to his back & they both start singing:

"WEEWEE SHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
WEEWEE  SHU A MERRY
CHRISTMAS!
WEEWEE SHU A MERRY
CHRISTMAS! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!"


See your dirty minds! Whatever you thinking?
Am only trying 2 Wish YOU a Merry XMAS IN ADVANCE
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FUNERAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Hello ...........
It is with our deepest heartfelt sympathy I want to inform u about d death of our
beloved friend and well known Mr. 2016 he survived by 12 wives, 52 children
and 365 grand children. funeral will take place on Saturday 31st December
at 23 59 hrs for more information contact pastor January on phone number 01 01 2017.
However, his family members asked me to inform you that he accidentally died with ALL
your problems, sickness, disappointment, frustration, untimely death, shame, disgrace,
barrenness, discouragement, failure, and rejection.
Yet, his successor - Mr 2017 asked me to inform you that he is going to compensate
you with: Long life, good health, abundant blessings, peace, joy, righteousness,
promotion, uplifting, breakthrough.
In Jesus name. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
Seasons greetings
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