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COLUMBUS WHATSAPP JOKES AND FUN

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MUTUKU MUTETI COMPOSITION
NAME: MUTUKU MUTETI
SCHOOL: MASAKU PRI. SCHOOL.
CLASS: STANDARD 7.
ENGLISH COMPOSITION.
TITLE: A FATAL ACCIDENT.


A Matatu called Umau safaris removes feom machakos, Uuuuuuuu sivitali uuuuuuuu katoloni uuuuuuuu it reaches katumani.
Uuuuuuu it reaches mumandu and stands to remove people.
It starts to go again, Uuuuuu kola uuuuuu kivani uuuuuu it reaches makongo hill,
It cuts corner one uuuu it takes corner two, uuuuu it cuts corner three,
uuuuuuuuu before it cuts corner four; the driver sees a person with cows in centre of road.
The driver beats horn puuuuuuu, puuuuuuu but they dont remove cows.
The driver cuts the stelingi w'a and umau safaris enters in the bush swa!
It vingilitas and vingilitas and vingilitas and beats down mbuu!!!!
One person is lefted by breath deedi and many others are cutted the faici by glass and metals.
We! That was a very fatal accident
because it was announced in all the ratios and bubbles (mbuluti) in musyi fm.
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A guy was in a matatu and his phone rang
A guy was in a matatu and his phone rang.
It was his wife calling and he wanted to show off
so he decided to put his phone on loud speaker and answered;
Him: Hey sweetheart missing me already baby mmmmh?
Wife: Mbona ulikunywa Uji ya Mtoto???!!
Imebidi dere asimamishe gari ili tucheke.... ha....
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