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COLUMBUS WHATSAPP JOKES AND FUN

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Walahi sitawahi danganya tena Mountain View
Leo asubuhi nimeingia matatu iko na msupa kuruka...
Macho ya kila mtu ilikua kwake alafu mimi nikabahatika kukaa karibu na yeye...
nilijaribu kila kitu kuget attention yake but saitani akakua kichwa ngumu...
Saa nikafanya kitu kila meanaume angefanya...nilitoa simu nikajifanya napiga...
Hallo bwana gavana...
eeh ambia dereva wangu anitolee hiyo BMW yangu kwa barabara imearibika kidogo...
nikaona ako kadem kamenizubailia nikadhani ameingia box nikakata simu...
dem akanishow chukua battery yako ya simu ilianguka ukitoa simu
Nakuambia ile kicheko ilikua kwa hiyo gari ilibidi
dere aeke gari kando ya barabara acheke kwanza

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Cheating on your wife
doesn't mean that you don't love her, it's like hiring a taxi when you have
Mountain View your own car at home.
It saves tyres, ensures longer lasting beauty and reduces mileage."
Please send this to your wife and see what happens.
Please, let me know which hospital to come to visit you!
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Alliance high has reminded me all these..
Nilikuwa nalala juu ya form four flani sasa time ya kugeuka ananiambia nishuke chini nigeukie huko alafu nirudi tena juu...... saitaan!
Nilifungiwa chooni,alafu nikaambiwa niombe kama paulo na sila hadi milango zifunguke!
Siku ya admission kuna form 4 alikam ameng'ara akaniambia yeye ni bursar nikampatia pocket money aniekee alafu nkampatana naye jioni akitoka DH
Mimi nliambiwa nipande mifupa kwa mchanga imee nyama
Alafu kuna beshte yangu alishikwa akitoka dining hall na ugali madondo akaambiwa afinye hiyo ugali itoshee kwa mfuko alafu madondo aweke kwa mfuko ya shati
Then a guy came with a cup nimgawie sukari ...... akaniwachia ile nilimuwekea kwa cup akaenda na ya paper ....
irony is huyu jamaa alikua anaitwa Roho safi
Mimi nakumbuka nikiambiwa nikatie box yangu mpaka niingie ndani
si tulikua tunapangwa kama radio kasette kuna play,forward,rewind,stop na speakers on both sides so the bully would hit play kwa kichwa speaker wanaimba akigonga forward wanaimba faster akigonga stop ngoma inasimama ustake ona akigonga rewind kila mtu anaanguka kicheko including wenye tunateswa
niliambiwa nipande mti ya ovacado, nilipofika juu nikaambiwa ni-hang alafu nianguke kama ovacado imeiva.........mpaka sahi mkono yangu inakuanga kombo
Niliambiwa nichore mandazi ikimwaga utamu
Mi nliambiwa niandike my name hewani in capital letters na ni underline
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Mountain View Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness,
a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked,
'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded,
'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams.
I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs.
You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to
anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked,
'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too.
He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem.
He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state.
Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women.
One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.
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