It’s reported In a court in Sierra Leone today of an accused who stood in the dock and addressed the magistrate: ‘My lord, I am very sorry for not attending court sittings for the last one month. I was tested positive for Ebola. I was at the isolation center in the village receiving treatments. I have just been discharged. (He then started moving towards the magistrate to show his body to him). The magistrate shouted, “Hold it there. Your case is adjourned to next year. In fact, if you wish, don’t ever come here again.” When the magistrate looked down, the court was empty🏃🚴🏃🏃 Come and see speed 🏃🏃🏃🏃. Even the prosecutor couldn’t afford to wait. Life is more precious than litigation 😂😂😂😂
Laughter is good for health
A Chinese scientist who is based in the UK has published his claim in London Times magazine and Voice of London magazine too that his six years research has finally come out with an impressive result which has made it possible to recognize a virgin girl without having sex with her.
According to him, during an interview which took place in London, on 13 April 2018, he can recognize a virgin from two poles away and he has publicly revealed the tricks to this awesome discovery on a live TV broadcast.
During a 30 minutes live interview on BBC which also was re-telecasted on CNN and Al-Jazeera, he has this to say through his interpreter:
“Against popular believe, sagged breasts doesn’t really imply a lost virginity and torn hymen does not also mean virginity is lost. Pimples on the face is not an express way of knowing a virgin. The only way to know a virgin is this…
When a girl is coming from about 3 poles away, watch her direction of movement and tactically move to the left which would by impromptu make her move to the right and quietly walk beside her, then pass and go your way. Her virginity is not your business. Thanks for reading
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