STUPID QUESTIONS WELL ANSWERED…

STUPID QUESTIONS WELL ANSWERED…
Q: Unaenda tao na hii mvua?
A: Hapana naenda na ile ingine.
Q: kwani umesuka nywele?
A: Hapana nimechange kichwa.
Q: kwani gari imeanguka?
A: Hapana ni dere amepack upside down.
Q: How was üa night?
A: Cjui nlikuwa nimelala.
Q: Hio gazeti ni ya leo?
A: Hapana ni yangu.
Q:(HOD)…umemwona prefect?
A:(stude)…Hapana ckuwa namtafuta.
Q: News za leo znasemaje?
A: Cjui cjaongea nazo…
Q: wina kiongo kiega wee
A: giki ti giakwa….. giakwa gi kwa fundi gikibaindwo

Husband words to the family before his last breath

KINUTHIA is on his deathbed and begins to speak:
“My son, I want u 2 take the Kangemi and Skuta Apartments.
My daughter, u take the Oun Hotel, Kamakwa apartments and the mansions on Ring Road.
My son, Chege, I want u to take the offices in town, Golf Club and Green Hills.
My wife @⁨Njeri⁩, please take all the residential buildings in ithi, Skuta and Kingongo.”
The nurse says to KINUTHIA’s wife, “eeh  and you are so rich.

Mrs. chege” She replies, “Rich? He is sharing routes where each will be selling milk !”…

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