The Pastor seeing trouble, yelled back: “I am a pastor to church not a thief” The officer replied: “Please, leave that pastor thing. Anyway, if you are
indeed a pastor, then you must have a Bible in your car. Bring it.”
The Pastor speedily brought out his Bible to prove his honesty and to be freed.
“Please read Matthew 5:25-26 to me.” Said the police man. Incredulously, Pastor opened the
recommended text and it reads:
Continue reading A police officer stopped a pastor for speeding at Free Area
A bank is a broker between the poor and the rich. The only place where the two meet is in a bank. The poor brings the money, through saving, and the rich takes it, through borrowing. A poor person saves the money because they have more money than their thinking capacity. So they keep the money in the bank so they can go and think what to do with the money they saved.
Continue reading Can’t stop thinking – A bank is a broker between the poor and the rich
If you go to a function, and there are many people. suddenly, your wife went to greet her friend, from there you can’t locate her again, don’t stress yourself calling her, just look for another beautiful lady and start talking to her, before you ask of her name your wife will be standing next to you.
Its another way of saving your phone credit….
When I am bored and just puzzling …a few things don’t make sense, like;
1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
2. Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?
3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?
5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
7. The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”.
8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
9. If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where and When”, you get the answer to each of them.
10. If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.
It really bothers me …and my friend’s think that I am crazy because I talk to myself about these things.
