A bus passenger and a driver

A bus passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit another bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the bus, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever do that again.
You scared the daylights out of me!” The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.” The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault.
Today is my first day as a bus driver – I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.” 😂🤣😆

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Two mental patients at the hospital

John and David were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they were walking, they passed the hospital swimming pool and John suddenly drove into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there.

David promptly jumped in and saved him, swimming to the bottom of the pool and pulling John out. The medical director came to know of David’s heroic act. He immediately ordered that David be

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I was invited to a wedding, when i reached the hotel i found two doors written

I was invited to a wedding, when i reached the hotel i found two doors written
*1 . bride relatives*
*2. Groom relatives*
I entered the one written groom relatives and found two more doors
*1 . ladies*
*2. men*
I went through the one for men only to find two more doors
*1 . people with gifts*
*2. people without gift*
I went through the one one written people without gifts and found myself outside the hotel through the back door at the door it was written
*_”So in this time of hard economy you want to just come, eat and drink without any gift, no way”_*
😂😂😂😂

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