Do you have a boyfriend?

BOY TO GIRL- Do you have a boyfriend?

BOY : Do you have a boyfriend?
GIRL : No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
BOY : Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.”
GIRL : But I don’t love you.
BOY : 1 John 4:8 “Whoever does not love, does not know God, because God is love.”
GIRL : So how do I discern that your words are true?
BOY : Matthew 12:34 “For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of.”
GIRL : But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest?
BOY : Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.”

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Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness,  a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked,
‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ She responded,
‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams.
I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs.
You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you’ll never amount to
anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.’
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked,
‘Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?’
She again replied, ‘Why yes, I do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too.
He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem.
He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state.
Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women.
One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.’
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
‘If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you both to the electric chair.

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Ekene is a house boy who drinks the wine of his boss and adds water 2 cover up

His boss was suspicious and decided to buy pasties ( A french wine that change colour if u add water just like dettol)
Unknowingly Ekene drank from d pasties and top it with water as usual.
Sadly 4 him, immediately the pasties changes colour. When the bosss came back and notice it, he told his wife abt it.
Ekene knew he was in trouble and decided to stay at the kitchen.
The boss shouted “Ekene!!!”
Ekene answered..”Yes Sir!”
Boss.. “who drank the pasties?”
Ekene: No ans
The boss ask again, still Ekene didn’t answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to meet him.
Boss:..”Are u insane or Wat? When i called u, u said yes sir,,, but when I ask u a question, u didn’t ans me?
Ekene: “hmmm oga, when u are in the kitchen u dont hear anything except ur name.”*
Boss:..” let’s try it. Okay go to the bar stand beside madam, while i will stay in the kitchen.”
Ekene at the bar with his madam and his boss in the kitchen.
Ekene shouted: “Boss!!!”
Boss: “Yes!”
Ekene: “Who goes into the maid’s bedroom when madam is not around?”
Boss:... No answer
Ekene ask again, still d boss kept quiet.
The boss came out from the kitchen shouting.. “Wonders shall never end!!!
Ekene it is true. when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything except one’s name”.
The wife interrupted, “that’s not true.
It’s a lie”.
Without argument Ekene ask if she will enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed.
Ekene: “Madam!!!”
Madam:…”Yes!”
Ekene: ..”Who is junior’s biological father? Me or boss?”
Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying …
“This kitchen needs to be checked, I can’t hear anything” ….
Anybody willing to go to the kitchen?

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