Take a drop of honey
rub it on your hips and buttocks
then gently walk near a bee hive…
within a minute if there is no change,sue me…
thank me later.
An old man wrote a will to his two sons, “After my death demolish this house, you will find a metal case down the foundation where you shall find all my saving to support the rest of your life.”
They started praying to God! Oh lord father our Dad is too old, please take him to your kingdom.
Two years later he died and was buried immediately. The following day the house was demolished, they found a case with peace of paper written! Now that you have destroyed what used to be mine.
if you are real men,construct your own House’
WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!
Our Phones 👉 Wireless
Cooking – 👉 Fireless
Cars – 👉 Keyless
Food – 👉 Fatless
Tyres – 👉 Tubeless
Tools – 👉 Cordless
Dress – 👉 Sleeveless
Youth – 👉 Jobless
Leaders – 👉 Shameless
Attitude – 👉 Careless
Wives – 👉 Fearless
Babies – 👉 Fatherless
Feelings – 👉 Heartless
Education – 👉 Valueless
Children – 👉 Mannerless
MASSES – 👉 HELPLESS
Banks. – Cashless 😱
Everything is becoming LESS but still our hope in God is – Endless.
A mother inlaw visited his son and his wife by coincidentally,
that’s day the wife was feeling horny and she did not wanted to whisper
to her husband since he was busy sharing stories with his mother.
The wife tricked her husband by pretending she has a headache
and went straight to the bedroom .