What are your plans for Easter

Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same as Jesus..

Wife: What do you mean ??
Husband: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!

Wife: “That’s AWESOME. if you do that, I’ll also do like Mary.
Husband: what do u mean ?

Wife: I will show up pregnant, yet untouched by my husband.”

and that is checkmate

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