A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist

“Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I’ve never
had three girls at once, I need
something to keep me horny….
keep me potent.”
The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box
marked with a label, “Viagra Extra Strength” and says, “Here, if you eat this, you’ll go nuts fo…r twelve hours.”
The guy says, “Gimme three boxes.”
The next day, the guy walks into the same pharmacy, limps up to the pharmacist and pulls down his pants.
The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man’s penis is black and
blue, and skin is hanging off in some places.
In a paired voice, the man moans out,”Gimme a bottle of Deep Heat.”
The pharmacist replies in horror, “You can’t put deep heat on that.”
The man replies, “No, it’s for my arms, the girls didn’t show up!!!!.”

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I don’t Understand Women

Over the weekend, my wife insisted that spending time playing games with her was far much better than watching football and having some drinks with the guys. I begrudgingly succumbed to her wishes.
Game : She said let’s make a list of 5 people that we each could date if allowed by either one and given an opportunity.
She picked :
1. Will Smith
2. Idris Elba
3. Brad Pitt
4. Denzel Washington
5. James Bond
Me, being the simple guy that I am just picked:
1. Sandra – her sister .
2. Janet – her cousin,
3. Mercy – her best friend,
4. Cynthia -our nextdoor neighbour and
5. Mrs Banda – our son’s class teacher.
To my surprise up to now the game has not ended as I am still explaining while I didn’t ask her for any explanations for her choices.
Women!

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