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Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness,  a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked,
‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ She responded,
‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams.
I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs.
You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you’ll never amount to
anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.’
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked,
‘Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?’
She again replied, ‘Why yes, I do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too.
He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem.
He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state.
Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women.
One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.’
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
‘If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you both to the electric chair.

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A JEALOUS WOMAN

A pastor married an uneducated jealous woman..
One day, the woman was in the kitchen cooking when she overhead her husband praying in the living room saying ;Thank u Lord for bringing Mercy, Joy and Grace into my life….
she ran quickly with a cooking pan, hit him on the head and said, i knew u were a player and a fake pastor.
U have just prayed for all your girlfriends…u think i didnt hear you? Who the hell is mercy, joy and grace?…

LOL……..

MAY THE ALMIGHTY GOD BRING MERCY, JOY AND GRACE IN UR LIFE.

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BEAUTY IS NOT EVERYTHING.

She walked into the banking hall, with her pointed shoes announcing her arrival minutes before you saw her.
She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that heaven is missing an angel.
The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness.
And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without minding the security guy that was waving frantically at her that calls are not allowed in banking halls, will cost a small fortune.
She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched frantically for a pen. Continue reading BEAUTY IS NOT EVERYTHING.

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