Nilijua bhangi si majani chai ile siku niliwasha stima ndio nione tv poa…..
kidogo kidogo nikachukua remote ya tv nikaenda mpesa kutoa pesa…. Kufika huko huyo jamaa akaniambia hiyo si simu….
Nikarudi kwa nyumba nikachukua simu nikawasha torch nikaanza kutafuta simu…. Continue reading Nilijua bhangi si majani chai ile siku niliwasha stima ndio nione tv poa…..
Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I am from New York, I love my husband so much and I can do Anything to please him…But recently I am falling for his cousin, what should I do?
James Silva :I think u need to talk to your husband because marriage is all about communication.
Sarah water : Oh my dear, sorry abt that..
Have been in your shoes before, I had to wake up and face the fact that I am married.
Michael paper : well just remove your mind from him and make your husband do the things you like in his cousin..
My name is Sheila Wairimu , I stay in Duberi, married with a kid, I think I am falling for my husband’s cousin! What should I do?
MOSIOMA REID: the type of thunder that will strike you is still doing pressure ups devil! Continue reading AMERICAN POST VS AFRICAN POST on social Media
One day some friends dropped in on a couple friend without warning for a cup of tea.
The wife pulled the husband aside & said, “There’s no sugar in the house, how can I serve tea?”🙎
The husband winked at her & said, “Make tea without sugar for all, leave the rest to me.”
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Young David came home from school one day and found his pet chicken laying on the ground with his legs pointing straight up into the sky. When his father got home, he explained that the chicken has died and his legs were pointed up to Jesus in heaven.
They buried the chicken and that was that. Two weeks later his dad came home from work and David ran up to him yelling, “Daddy, Daddy, we nearly lost Mommy today.”
“What?” his father replied.
“When I got home from school, Mommy was laying on the bed with her legs pointing up in the air yelling, ‘Jesus, I’m coming, Jesus I’m coming.’ If it wasn’t for Uncle Terry holding her down we would have lost her for sure!”
And an officer from the fisheries board approached him. The officer says to the man “do you know it’s illegal to poach turtles out of this river – they’re an endangered species”?
The man says to the officer, “no this is my pet turtle. I bring him down here everyday and let him go for a swim. He swims across the river and back”. Continue reading A man is sitting on the bank of a river with a turtle