WHAT A LIFE WE LIVE!

WHAT A LIFE WE LIVE!

Have you taken note of the CO-INCIDENCE OF LIFE:

1. CHURCH has 6 letters so does MOSQUE.

2. BIBLE has 5 letters so does QURAN.

3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD.

4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE.

5. ENEMIES has 7 letters, so does FRIENDS.

6. LYING has 5 letters, so does TRUTH.

7. HURT has 4 letters, so does HEAL.

8. NEGATIVE has 8 letters, so does POSITIVE.

9. FAILURE has 7 letters, so does SUCCESS.

10. BELOW has 5 letters, so does ABOVE.

11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY.

12. ANGER has 5 letters, so does HAPPY.

13. RIGHT has 5 letters, so does WRONG.

14. RICH has 4 letters, so does POOR.

15. FAIL has 4 letters, so does PASS.

16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 letters, so does IGNORANCE.

Are they all by Coincidence? We should choose wisely, this means LIFE is like a double-edged sword.
If you think it is your alarm clock that woke you up this morning, try putting it beside a dead body and you will realise that it is the grace of God that woke you up. If you are grateful to God, forward this to all your friends to inform them that it is JUST BY THE GRACE OF GOD that we are alive.

Take Life Easy, Life is short

1. 👉No matter how beautiful and handsome you’re just remember Baboon and Gorillas also attract tourists .
Stop Boasting

2.👉No matter how big and strong you are, you will not carry yourself to your Grave .
Be Humble

3.👉No matter how tall you are, you can never see tomorrow.
Be Patient

4.👉No matter how Light Skinned you are, you will always need light in Darkness Take Caution

5.👉No matter how Rich and many Cars you have, you will always Walk to Bed
Be Contented

Take Life Easy, Life is short.


 

Money is evil

Jamaa mmoja karudi mapema kutoka Kazini mpole!

MKEWE        :      Vipi leo mbona mapema na mpole hivyo? MUME           :      Ofisi yetu imeungua Moto na watu wote wamekufa.
MKEWE        :      Sasa ilikuwaje wewe ukapona?
MUME           :      Nilikuwa chooni, nje kidogo na ofisi.
MKEWE        :      Loh maskini familia zao zitakuwaje?
MUME           :      Watalipwa milioni 200 kila mfiwa.
MKEWE        :      Akahamaki kwa hasira, “Ona sasa kunyakunya

kwako ovyo umetukosesha mihela yote!!
Hebu rudi huko kabla moto haujazimika!….

A woman called the police station

A woman called the police station one evening and said, “My husband has gone out with a girlfriend and right now am going after them.

I have a gun and when I find them, I will kill both of them right away”.

The police asked, “Where exactly have they gone?”.
Woman :They went to watch a certain Comedy show.
The police rushed quickly and went to the place and made sure they arrived earlier than the woman.

When they reached the place, they took the microphone from the Comedian and start announcing, “If there is a married man here and has come with a girlfriend, you must leave immediately.

Your wife is coming right now with a gun to shoot both of you dead”.

The police was surprised that the door became small as everyone was running out and the show ended because even the Comedian himself ran out!!!.

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